100 things for my 100th post - @iambenavat
From what I have heard the blogging gods have decreed that when you get to 100 posts you have to do a ‘100 things you don’t know about me’ Bamigboye Oluwatimilehin.
I have had 1 hour and 47 minutes sleep (yes, I know exactly down to the minute how much sleep I have had… pathetic isn’t it?) and #60 bread, #50 7up and akara balls. So I can’t remember my own name, let alone what I have already told ya’ll. My hands are all shaky and my eyes are all weird…
Funny, I have chameleon eyes and they usually only go blue when I am angry. And wacked out on caffeine apparently….. That hair is my fringe not my eyebrows…..
So here we go, are you ready. Hang on while I go make another coffee…. ooh this should be very interesting.
1. the eye thing above
2. I am rather partial to a coffee or 5
3. Before I was pregnant with Boo I used to drink 10 cups a day.
4. I work with imbeciles, hence the coffee addiction.
5. I have been blogging for 2 months
6. I read 30 blogs a day, usually while I am waiting for Boo to go to sleep.
7. I am a compulsive commentor. I feel guilty reading a blog without commenting.
8. I rarely swear on others blogs, but find it hard not to on my own.
9. My husband is 10 years older than me
10. His friends and mother never accepted me because of my age.
11. They still don’t.
12. Meh, they can bite my arse.
13. I am a very loyal friend, unless you cross me
14. I can hate with passion. Especially if you hurt or gossip badly about my achievements. 
15. I broke off a long term friendship after the stupid bint was talking about me and accidentally hit call on her phone and I heard the whole conversation. When she started on my kids (apparently I caused Boo’s Autism from pandering to him and as a result was neglecting my daughters) I hung up because I didn’t want to hear anymore.
16. I love shoes. They make me happy. If I am having a bad hair day or a bloated day or I-am-the-ugliest-woman-on-earth day my shoes will always look fabulous.
17. Here are todays shoes
18. Believe it or not they are really really comfortable.
19. The shoes are not dusty, the mirror is
20. Cause I am not a good little hostel niccur.
21. The job I hate most is hanging washing on the line. I would rather clean the toilet.
22. The 2nd worse job is ironing. I tend to chuck things in the dryer and see how they go before pulling out the iron.
23. I was 17 when I got knocked up and found out that I can impregnate a bitch . lol
24. Yes, Anjola is the mother of all of my children….. sigh.
25. My kids are all bastards born out of wedlock. We didn’t want anyone to feel left out.
26. We started dating on New Years Eve 2013.
27. We started dating cause I was sick of explaining who I was cause I wanna share my first name.
28. But it took me 17 years to get sick enough of it to take on his horrifically long name.
29. i attended my dad and mum wedding . The wedding photos confuse the crap out of their friends cause their parents did it the right way. Then the questions start again….
30. I am not liking this cause it is taking toooo loooongggggg.
31. I have a short attention span.
32. I have a dimple in my chin.
33. and I hate it. As a child I would put food in it to try and pretend it wasn’t there.
34. When I was asked what my most distinguishing mark when I was 30 I had forgotten I had it.
35. The first bed we had when we shacked up in sin moved in together was a waterbed.
36. We had to get a new bed because when we were filling it with the hose we got distracted *snigger* and burst the bladder by over filling it.
37. And flooded the house.
38. I am allergic to shits
39. and amniotic fluid of cats
40. When I went in to have Boo the doctor put a wristband on me saying I was allergic to both of those things. One of the nurses actually had to sit down she was laughing so hard.
41. The doctor was still giggling while he cut me open. Get over yourself buddy, you aren’t that funny.
42.Anjola watched the whole operation. Including the cutting.
43. she assisted the doctor in his own vasectomy
44. Anjola is a strange lady.
45. My friends laughed for ages about this tshirt.
46. I didn’t get it.
47. Cause I am not a geek
48. But I do feel stupid when they talk maths at the dinner table
49. Or talk in html (see 45.)
50. I ache for another baby
51. A physical pain, especially when I see a new baby
52. I have even researched the cost of reversing Anjola’s vasectomy
53. I don’t like my belly, it’s too big, I only like it when it is a house
54. I would have liposuction in a second if I could afford it
55. The most beautiful words I could hear on the phone would be:
‘Hello this is anjola’ anjola is the girl that calls you when you were lovelorned
56. The first thing I would do is buy a fabulous car and go and pick my girls up from school
57. and then buy a house
58. and shoes
59. and someone to watch Boo while I slept
60. for, like, a freaking YEAR
61. I wanted to be either a horror movie makeup artist or an Agriculturist when I was in early highschool
62. Even though I am terrified of the sea and would never swim in it
63. I have panic attacks crossing bridges in cars
64. I know how to smash a window in a car that is underwater. Icepick
65. I have a fucking icepick in my car cause I am THAT scared
66. The most terrifying movie of all time for me is The Exorcist.
67. I saw it when I was 13 and apparently I used to look like Linda Blair
68. That shit messes with a hormonal girls mind, and I slept with the light on and music going for 4 months.
69. My mother thought I was on drugs
70. So she started reading my diary
71. And going through my things
72. I came home from school one day with my diary open to a page where I said I stole a stuffed toy. She had circled it in red.
73. It was a big freaking arsed toy. I can’t remember how I got it out of the store.
74. She ranted and raved at me for DAYS.
75. Then she gave it to my cousin for his birthday. Freaking hypocrite.
76. That is why I will never ever read my girls diaries.
77. I even know where they are.
78. Cause they showed me. I wanted to know so I would never accidentally read it. Cause no parent wants to read their kids diary. It is wrong. And 90% of it is bullshit anyway.
79. My favourite vegetables are sweet potato and spinach
80. I have had 2 close girlfriends. The first tried to pretend she wasn’t lesbian, but she so was.
81. she got me drunk one night and tried to prove she wasn’t
82. But she couldn’t.
83. she came out the next day
84. The other one wanted to be Madonna. she could Vogue better than her
85. she also taught me how to do my makeup like a tranny
86. I looked fabulous! But you can’t wear that sorta makeup to the supermarket
87. I love reading books. My favourites are biographies about people with horrific lives
88. They make me feel better about mine (nasty huh?)
89. But I also like Sanyeri . Just the funny series
90. I thought I liked it because it was funny and about dumb lives
91. But my girlfriend recons it is because it is soft porn
92. She may be right
93. I have never read a love novel
94. Because my mums neighbour (a HUGE smelly woman) reads them all the time. Even when she is driving.
95. And just thinking about the books I get a mental image of her. (I think I just vomited a little)
96. I love planning birthday parties, I tend to go a little weeny bit overboard.
97. It is my rommate kunle and nafisat’s birthdays soon and you will see just how overboard I go
98. I am first attracted to a mans voice, ANJOLA has a sexy radio voice
99. The first boy I had a crush on had a sexy English accent.
100. This took me about as long as Kin to complete……
Funny, I have chameleon eyes and they usually only go blue when I am angry. And wacked out on caffeine apparently….. That hair is my fringe not my eyebrows…..
So here we go, are you ready. Hang on while I go make another coffee…. ooh this should be very interesting.
1. the eye thing above
2. I am rather partial to a coffee or 5
3. Before I was pregnant with Boo I used to drink 10 cups a day.
4. I work with imbeciles, hence the coffee addiction.
5. I have been blogging for 2 months
6. I read 30 blogs a day, usually while I am waiting for Boo to go to sleep.
7. I am a compulsive commentor. I feel guilty reading a blog without commenting.
8. I rarely swear on others blogs, but find it hard not to on my own.
9. My husband is 10 years older than me
10. His friends and mother never accepted me because of my age.
11. They still don’t.
12. Meh, they can bite my arse.
13. I am a very loyal friend, unless you cross me
14. I can hate with passion. Especially if you hurt or gossip badly about my achievements. 
15. I broke off a long term friendship after the stupid bint was talking about me and accidentally hit call on her phone and I heard the whole conversation. When she started on my kids (apparently I caused Boo’s Autism from pandering to him and as a result was neglecting my daughters) I hung up because I didn’t want to hear anymore.
16. I love shoes. They make me happy. If I am having a bad hair day or a bloated day or I-am-the-ugliest-woman-on-earth day my shoes will always look fabulous.
17. Here are todays shoes
18. Believe it or not they are really really comfortable.
19. The shoes are not dusty, the mirror is
20. Cause I am not a good little hostel niccur.
21. The job I hate most is hanging washing on the line. I would rather clean the toilet.
22. The 2nd worse job is ironing. I tend to chuck things in the dryer and see how they go before pulling out the iron.
23. I was 17 when I got knocked up and found out that I can impregnate a bitch . lol
24. Yes, Anjola is the mother of all of my children….. sigh.
25. My kids are all bastards born out of wedlock. We didn’t want anyone to feel left out.
26. We started dating on New Years Eve 2013.
27. We started dating cause I was sick of explaining who I was cause I wanna share my first name.
28. But it took me 17 years to get sick enough of it to take on his horrifically long name.
29. i attended my dad and mum wedding . The wedding photos confuse the crap out of their friends cause their parents did it the right way. Then the questions start again….
30. I am not liking this cause it is taking toooo loooongggggg.
31. I have a short attention span.
32. I have a dimple in my chin.
33. and I hate it. As a child I would put food in it to try and pretend it wasn’t there.
34. When I was asked what my most distinguishing mark when I was 30 I had forgotten I had it.
35. The first bed we had when we shacked up in sin moved in together was a waterbed.
36. We had to get a new bed because when we were filling it with the hose we got distracted *snigger* and burst the bladder by over filling it.
37. And flooded the house.
38. I am allergic to shits
39. and amniotic fluid of cats
40. When I went in to have Boo the doctor put a wristband on me saying I was allergic to both of those things. One of the nurses actually had to sit down she was laughing so hard.
41. The doctor was still giggling while he cut me open. Get over yourself buddy, you aren’t that funny.
42.Anjola watched the whole operation. Including the cutting.
43. she assisted the doctor in his own vasectomy
44. Anjola is a strange lady.
45. My friends laughed for ages about this tshirt.
46. I didn’t get it.
47. Cause I am not a geek
48. But I do feel stupid when they talk maths at the dinner table
49. Or talk in html (see 45.)
50. I ache for another baby
51. A physical pain, especially when I see a new baby
52. I have even researched the cost of reversing Anjola’s vasectomy
53. I don’t like my belly, it’s too big, I only like it when it is a house
54. I would have liposuction in a second if I could afford it
55. The most beautiful words I could hear on the phone would be:
‘Hello this is anjola’ anjola is the girl that calls you when you were lovelorned
56. The first thing I would do is buy a fabulous car and go and pick my girls up from school
57. and then buy a house
58. and shoes
59. and someone to watch Boo while I slept
60. for, like, a freaking YEAR
61. I wanted to be either a horror movie makeup artist or an Agriculturist when I was in early highschool
62. Even though I am terrified of the sea and would never swim in it
63. I have panic attacks crossing bridges in cars
64. I know how to smash a window in a car that is underwater. Icepick
65. I have a fucking icepick in my car cause I am THAT scared
66. The most terrifying movie of all time for me is The Exorcist.
67. I saw it when I was 13 and apparently I used to look like Linda Blair
68. That shit messes with a hormonal girls mind, and I slept with the light on and music going for 4 months.
69. My mother thought I was on drugs
70. So she started reading my diary
71. And going through my things
72. I came home from school one day with my diary open to a page where I said I stole a stuffed toy. She had circled it in red.
73. It was a big freaking arsed toy. I can’t remember how I got it out of the store.
74. She ranted and raved at me for DAYS.
75. Then she gave it to my cousin for his birthday. Freaking hypocrite.
76. That is why I will never ever read my girls diaries.
77. I even know where they are.
78. Cause they showed me. I wanted to know so I would never accidentally read it. Cause no parent wants to read their kids diary. It is wrong. And 90% of it is bullshit anyway.
79. My favourite vegetables are sweet potato and spinach
80. I have had 2 close girlfriends. The first tried to pretend she wasn’t lesbian, but she so was.
81. she got me drunk one night and tried to prove she wasn’t
82. But she couldn’t.
83. she came out the next day
84. The other one wanted to be Madonna. she could Vogue better than her
85. she also taught me how to do my makeup like a tranny
86. I looked fabulous! But you can’t wear that sorta makeup to the supermarket
87. I love reading books. My favourites are biographies about people with horrific lives
88. They make me feel better about mine (nasty huh?)
89. But I also like Sanyeri . Just the funny series
90. I thought I liked it because it was funny and about dumb lives
91. But my girlfriend recons it is because it is soft porn
92. She may be right
93. I have never read a love novel
94. Because my mums neighbour (a HUGE smelly woman) reads them all the time. Even when she is driving.
95. And just thinking about the books I get a mental image of her. (I think I just vomited a little)
96. I love planning birthday parties, I tend to go a little weeny bit overboard.
97. It is my rommate kunle and nafisat’s birthdays soon and you will see just how overboard I go
98. I am first attracted to a mans voice, ANJOLA has a sexy radio voice
99. The first boy I had a crush on had a sexy English accent.
100. This took me about as long as Kin to complete……
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