Challenges Unilorin Students Do face on Campus - Iambenavat

•EXCESSES OF QUEUES: Too much of everything,they say isn't a good thing. Don't get
me wrong,to queue is a good thing as long as it promotes orderliness but when it
becomes a regular thing,it's one hell of a frustrating thing;especially right under the
SUN.
I mean,you queue to enter banks,at ATM spots,at the park(after hours of tiresome
lectures o),restaurants,exam halls,lecture theaters, you name it!

•TRANSPORTATION: You have an 8am class on a Monday,you arrive at the bus-stop
any later than 7:30am,then rush no more,for thou shall be no lesser than 20 minutes
late because the distance from town to school is just like a journey of Egypt to Israel
by foot.
Second scenario,you just finished a 6pm class(let's say you get fortunate enough,the
'workaholic' lecturer releases you by 6:20pm)*lol.
Just have it at the back of your depressed mind that you'll get home nothing earlier
than 8pm after spending hours on the snake-like queue(Unless you 'shunt' your way
out. But if Cadet catch you ehn,na Tanke straight up o *tongue-out)

•FALSE RUMOURS: Argh! This is my favourite. You see,Unilorites and false rumours
are synonyms. Prof. A.G Ambali said students will be given N10,000 each (as if dem papa na DANGOTE ). UNILORIN
is now number 1 in the Universe. CBT results will be out on the 31st of October.

Our Level Adviser gave birth to quadruplet. Freshers will be given 'I-pad'(how much
are you paying that the school will now give you I-pad? C'mon,it's a school,not a
charity) *Some Unilorites ehn* Sometimes I wonder what planet some students are
from.

•SUN: If the World Meteorological Organization had visited UNILORIN in 2012,they
wouldn't have named the 'Death Valley' the hottest place in the world. You go to
school in the morning looking cool,bright and dapper but it's your dark twin that
arrives in the afternoon.

The most annoying part about the Sun is it's dehydrating aspect. So annoying. Going
to the Bank Area by foot is like taking a voluntary walk to hell.It's no different from
carrying the sun on your head. Wearing caps and shades offers little/no help I must
say. *By the way,I wonder how the 'Suit and Tie' and 'Varsity Jacket' dudes cope.

•HOSTEL PALAVA: Though this only happens during the first 6 weeks of
resumption,but I still find it funny. I had determined friends who skipped classes
and lunch for 3 weeks just to sit in front of computers waiting patiently for the
hostel portal to be opened. In the end,they still weren't able to get one.How
sorrowful. lol. If only they devoted the time to study;who knows?*shrugs* They could
have been scholars *hehe

Unilorites, Feel Free To Add Yours.

TimiLeaks™ :-)