New Story: My Thug (Part 1) - @iambenavat

"Waiyo Allah… Allah, zo ka taimake ni"
My mother shouted as I kept kicking her in the
stomach.
It wasn't my fault exactly, it is just
nature to do such a thing to every woman who
had the effrontery to get pregnant for a drunkard
and weed smoker. Now imagine how the child would be behaving since the day the mother took
in was the day the father was very high.
Enough
igbo and alomo in his system.
I was laughing and enjoying myself as i kept
kicking a particular spot, my eyes were shut and I
enjoyed the vibrations her shouts were making. Kai!!! Mama is is trouble walahi…
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Soon I heard another voice:
"Madam, where is your husband na?"
My mother replied:
"I don't know o, maybe he has gone to play pool
again."
At the mention of pool, my eyes brightened that I
gave another kick, albeit unintentionally.
"Yehhh… Which kind useless pikin be this na, you
wan kill me before I even born you?"
My mother screamed.
I laughed hard and farted
inside her stomach making her to give a long belch. Wait, I need you guys to get this straight,
whenever a pregnant woman belches, it is the
mischievous child inside that is dropping loads of
farts inside her stomach.
"Yehh… My water don burst ooo… Na wetin I do
this pikin na?" My mother
I believed was practically going mad. I
had kicked whatever it was I was kicking and it
had burst.
Well, I knew I was on my way out so I
added blows just to remind the stomach that I
was once there. I felt myself turning round the
stomach, obviously on my way out, my head was already touching an opening but it was not
bulging. I had a big head, a very big one, the
type referred to as bicycle head.
"Madam, this your pikin no wan come out o, abeg
open your leg wider"
A voice said. I wondered why she was ordering
my mother like that.
"This pikin no go tear me o"
My mother screamed tearfully, well, if drunkards
and weed smokers have heart, moreover I had
been feeding on her for many days, I knew the time and fully reached for me to come aided the
process.
I allowed my self to be pulled out
through the head. I was finally brought into this
world.
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I looked around, my eyes wide open and
wanted to start talking when all of a sudden I felt
a hard slap on my buttocks with a pinch on my back.
"Nyaaaa…. Nyeeee… Nyeeeeee"
I screamed to the world.
Well, they all thought
that was what I was saying but in truth I truly
was saying….
"Na God go punish this woman wey just touch my nyash abi she wan turn me gay?"
"Madam, na boy ooo…. See as him yellow come
fine join, but him head na case sha, abeg bring
that hot water come make I press the head."
A voice said. Well, that was how my head got the
shape it has today, enough hot water and towel pressed the head into looking oblong and bicycle
shape.

Watch out for part 2......